Blind Date Diary: Mr. Gay Voice Followed Up

Friday, February 19, 2010

Mr. Gay Voice Followed Up

December 11th, 2009

"I texted you last week and never heard from you. I just want to be sure that it's because you've said "Forget this guy!" And not because my phone has been a piece of garbage all week and never sending or getting texts. I hate to waste things, whether it's our time or an opportunity to have fun. Maybe you just stalked me on here to re-affirm that you've had enough of me. :) I'm not one to push things. But I am one curious cat. Just not a bi-curious cat.

-Mr. Gay Voice"

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Babe in the WoodsDecember 19, 2009 at 10:12 AM
For the record, my "stalking him" was to get a photo to censor!
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Blind Date Quick Notes

12/4
Mr. Gay Voice, Bar we'll call "Berlin," crazy eyes, said "smooch," made me pay for half

12/6
Mr. Dancer, Bar Berlin, swing dance, too drunk, think he smokes

12/8
Mr. Astrology, another gay voice, the mall, overcompensating

12/12
Mr. Liar Pants, Bar Berlin, not good-looking, funny, didn't take coat off

12/13
Mr. Too Old, Italian restaurant we'll call "Big Vince's," paid, too old, rich and boring

12/13
Mr. Cutie, Bar Berlin, cute, funny, good date, will def go bald sometime

Mr. Asshole, diner, self absorbed, cheap, over ordered and made me pay for everything

12/17
Mr. Got No Game, Bar we'll call "The Hen," car broke down, too young, scrawny

12/18
Mr. Gentleman, Bar we'll call "The Yeti," good date, sensitive, Jewish, no kiss

12/25
Mr. Average, garlic, Up in the Air, kiss, no sparks

12/26
Mr. Reserved, Bar The Yeti, drank too much

12/30
Mr. Reserved, Japanese food I didn't like, awkward silence, no kiss
1/2
Mr. Perfect, love him

1/3
Mr. Anti, fitness, Scrabble, no car

1/3
Mr. Westside, Bar The Yeti, young, from Boston, Italian

1/4
Mr. Bad Attitude, sexual hermit, police almost called

1/7
Mr. So Gross, filmy, slimy, funny, scary 2 am date at my apt

1/8
Mr. Perfect, Bar Berlin, no kiss, sad

1/10
Mr. User, old flame, annoyed w/him, think he cheated on gf

1/11
Mr. Careful, Jewish vet in training, cute but short, Scotch bar, dodged kiss

1/12
Mr. Can't Tell, Bar The Yeti, Jewish, fun, sort of wacky a little too much, can't tell if he's cute

1/14
Mr. No Manners, Bar we'll call "NoHo Bar," guido, nipple piercings, think he was high, uncouth

1/16
Mr. Atheist, coffee house, daytime, pretty green eyes, bought my cookie, didn't buy my tea

1/18
Mr. Atheist, Big Vince's, first kiss, spit gum out in front of me

1/20
Mr. Piano, Italian restaurant we'll call "Sicily," Jewish, kept mentioning he lived in Beverly Hills, slight tooth gap, split bill, talked loudly

1/21
Mr. Atheist, my apartment, enchiladas, formal

1/25
Mr. Atheist, his apartment, vegan dinner, messy

1/27
Mr. Desperate, coffee house 2, kept shifting, sort of cross-eyed, shooting at jerry's deli

1/29
Mr. Short, gelato, small and wiry, sort of gross, pants too tight

1/31
Mr. Alabama, coffee house 2, never showed

2/3
Mr. Ditzy, cofee house 1,, hippie, nice, one eye sort of off, green peace

2/4
Mr. Alabama, coffee house 2, sort of fem, tall, performance art

2/4
Mr. Stripper, stand up comedian, 3 strip clubs, something weird about his face

2/10
Mr. Pretty Alright, Bar Berlin, 6'3, dimples, beanie, dream catcher tattoo on back

2/17
Mr. Jerkface, stood me up

2/19
Mr. Paranoid, photo spy, sidewalk cafe, dying dogs talk

2/19
Mr. Too Cool, Best. Date. Ever. (+3 more dates with him)

3/17
Mr. Nerd, feminine, didn't pay, drove separately to second location

3/20
Mr. Silence of the Lambs, day date, psychopath

3/20
Mr. Charming, swooning for days

3/29
Mr. Distracted, coincides with Mr. Crazy Cat Lady date, took my money

4/2
Mr. Lurch, pot belly, smelled weird, ditched him

4/18
Mr. Mullet, excessive jewelry, new to town

4/23
Mr. Russian, movie buff, eager, into classic cars

5/2
Mr. Witty, cute, strong jaw, ruined it

6/1
Mr. WHAT?, I hate him

6/3
Mr. Goofy, gelato, kissing cats, bad breath

6/16
Mr. Likes Me, pullover sweater, bought drinks, great taste in music

6/17
Mr. Mother Issues, short, pays but is bitter about it

6/25

Mr. Likes Me, three piece suit, dinner and drinks, run in with Mr. Anti

7/23
Mr. Karaoke, go to new bar, he won't tell me how old he is

8/1
Mr. Lumberjack, great music, early date, he's cute, three hours later I think he thinks I'm an alcoholic

8/8
Mr. Beady Eyes, soooooo awkward, weird nail fetish, drink makes me sick

9/6
Mr. Cutie, comes over for a drink, says he never called because he went out of town, flip flops

9/9
Mr. Model, wine bar, talked about ghosts, super cute

9/12
Mr. Desperate, testing me, wants to live on a boat, thinks we're soul mates

9/16
Mr. Model, pizza, You Me and Everyone We Know

9/18
Mr. Hairstylist, met him at his house party, keg stands, he disappeared for 30 minutes, I hate him

9/25

Mr. Armenian, super into being Armenian, has a kid, wants to take me on a breakfast date

10/3

Mr. Not Funny, thought he was so hilarious, bad skin, kept interrupting me, lives with his mother

10/25
Mr. Austrian, total weirdo, insulting, same building as my ex

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Mr. Gay Voice Followed Up

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