Blind Date Diary: Mr. Asshole Follows Up AGAIN

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Mr. Asshole Follows Up AGAIN

January 5th, 2010

"Hey,

I've returned from Iowa's horrible cold frozen tundra, so if you'd still want to get together sometime this or next weekend let me know. Could probably do that whole movie, dinner drinks thing, and I could actually pay this time to make up for my lame inability to even pay for myself last year. And cool with thinks being platonic if you'd rather...but thankfully, hair is growing and should be to normal hair height within a few weeks.

Regardless, hope you have a great X-Mas and New Year, and I really did have fun before I left and wanted to thank you again for taking me out.

-Mr. Asshole"

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Babe in the WoodsFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:13 PM
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Blind Date Quick Notes

12/4
Mr. Gay Voice, Bar we'll call "Berlin," crazy eyes, said "smooch," made me pay for half

12/6
Mr. Dancer, Bar Berlin, swing dance, too drunk, think he smokes

12/8
Mr. Astrology, another gay voice, the mall, overcompensating

12/12
Mr. Liar Pants, Bar Berlin, not good-looking, funny, didn't take coat off

12/13
Mr. Too Old, Italian restaurant we'll call "Big Vince's," paid, too old, rich and boring

12/13
Mr. Cutie, Bar Berlin, cute, funny, good date, will def go bald sometime

Mr. Asshole, diner, self absorbed, cheap, over ordered and made me pay for everything

12/17
Mr. Got No Game, Bar we'll call "The Hen," car broke down, too young, scrawny

12/18
Mr. Gentleman, Bar we'll call "The Yeti," good date, sensitive, Jewish, no kiss

12/25
Mr. Average, garlic, Up in the Air, kiss, no sparks

12/26
Mr. Reserved, Bar The Yeti, drank too much

12/30
Mr. Reserved, Japanese food I didn't like, awkward silence, no kiss
1/2
Mr. Perfect, love him

1/3
Mr. Anti, fitness, Scrabble, no car

1/3
Mr. Westside, Bar The Yeti, young, from Boston, Italian

1/4
Mr. Bad Attitude, sexual hermit, police almost called

1/7
Mr. So Gross, filmy, slimy, funny, scary 2 am date at my apt

1/8
Mr. Perfect, Bar Berlin, no kiss, sad

1/10
Mr. User, old flame, annoyed w/him, think he cheated on gf

1/11
Mr. Careful, Jewish vet in training, cute but short, Scotch bar, dodged kiss

1/12
Mr. Can't Tell, Bar The Yeti, Jewish, fun, sort of wacky a little too much, can't tell if he's cute

1/14
Mr. No Manners, Bar we'll call "NoHo Bar," guido, nipple piercings, think he was high, uncouth

1/16
Mr. Atheist, coffee house, daytime, pretty green eyes, bought my cookie, didn't buy my tea

1/18
Mr. Atheist, Big Vince's, first kiss, spit gum out in front of me

1/20
Mr. Piano, Italian restaurant we'll call "Sicily," Jewish, kept mentioning he lived in Beverly Hills, slight tooth gap, split bill, talked loudly

1/21
Mr. Atheist, my apartment, enchiladas, formal

1/25
Mr. Atheist, his apartment, vegan dinner, messy

1/27
Mr. Desperate, coffee house 2, kept shifting, sort of cross-eyed, shooting at jerry's deli

1/29
Mr. Short, gelato, small and wiry, sort of gross, pants too tight

1/31
Mr. Alabama, coffee house 2, never showed

2/3
Mr. Ditzy, cofee house 1,, hippie, nice, one eye sort of off, green peace

2/4
Mr. Alabama, coffee house 2, sort of fem, tall, performance art

2/4
Mr. Stripper, stand up comedian, 3 strip clubs, something weird about his face

2/10
Mr. Pretty Alright, Bar Berlin, 6'3, dimples, beanie, dream catcher tattoo on back

2/17
Mr. Jerkface, stood me up

2/19
Mr. Paranoid, photo spy, sidewalk cafe, dying dogs talk

2/19
Mr. Too Cool, Best. Date. Ever. (+3 more dates with him)

3/17
Mr. Nerd, feminine, didn't pay, drove separately to second location

3/20
Mr. Silence of the Lambs, day date, psychopath

3/20
Mr. Charming, swooning for days

3/29
Mr. Distracted, coincides with Mr. Crazy Cat Lady date, took my money

4/2
Mr. Lurch, pot belly, smelled weird, ditched him

4/18
Mr. Mullet, excessive jewelry, new to town

4/23
Mr. Russian, movie buff, eager, into classic cars

5/2
Mr. Witty, cute, strong jaw, ruined it

6/1
Mr. WHAT?, I hate him

6/3
Mr. Goofy, gelato, kissing cats, bad breath

6/16
Mr. Likes Me, pullover sweater, bought drinks, great taste in music

6/17
Mr. Mother Issues, short, pays but is bitter about it

6/25

Mr. Likes Me, three piece suit, dinner and drinks, run in with Mr. Anti

7/23
Mr. Karaoke, go to new bar, he won't tell me how old he is

8/1
Mr. Lumberjack, great music, early date, he's cute, three hours later I think he thinks I'm an alcoholic

8/8
Mr. Beady Eyes, soooooo awkward, weird nail fetish, drink makes me sick

9/6
Mr. Cutie, comes over for a drink, says he never called because he went out of town, flip flops

9/9
Mr. Model, wine bar, talked about ghosts, super cute

9/12
Mr. Desperate, testing me, wants to live on a boat, thinks we're soul mates

9/16
Mr. Model, pizza, You Me and Everyone We Know

9/18
Mr. Hairstylist, met him at his house party, keg stands, he disappeared for 30 minutes, I hate him

9/25

Mr. Armenian, super into being Armenian, has a kid, wants to take me on a breakfast date

10/3

Mr. Not Funny, thought he was so hilarious, bad skin, kept interrupting me, lives with his mother

10/25
Mr. Austrian, total weirdo, insulting, same building as my ex

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Mr. Asshole Follows Up AGAIN

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